Win, Place or Steal

Win, Place or Steal

Win, Place or Steal

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Win, Place or Steal

""Mongo" and the man from M*A*S*H together in the comedy caper of the year!"

1975

1h 28m

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Comedy

Overview

Three friends have two things in common: (1) they like to bet on the horses at the track, and (2) they invariably lose. One day they hit upon a scheme to steal one of the track's betting machines, so that they'd be able to print winning tickets and recoup the money they've lost over the years. However, things don't go exactly as planned.

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19 members

Acting

Alex Karras

Frank

Alex Karras

Acting

McLean Stevenson

Mr. Hammond

McLean Stevenson

Acting

Russ Tamblyn

Raymond

Russ Tamblyn

Acting

Dean Stockwell

Billy

Dean Stockwell

Acting

Alan Oppenheimer

Lt. Mannite

Alan Oppenheimer

Acting

Peggy Rea

Josephine

Peggy Rea

Acting

Harry Dean Stanton

Jack

Harry Dean Stanton

Acting

Scatman Crothers

Attendant

Scatman Crothers

Acting

Kristina Holland

Mouse

Kristina Holland

Acting

Betty Harford

Landlady

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Acting

Danny Goldman

Froggy

Danny Goldman

Acting

Mundey Armon

Secretary

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William Sumper

Stoops

No Image

Acting

Hazel Theard

Maid

No Image

Acting

Ray Young

Officer Windbell

Ray Young

Acting

Bonnie Yardum

Bonnie Bra

No Image

Acting

William Smith

Tom

William Smith

Acting

Putter Smith

Kangaroo

Putter Smith

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Tim Herbert

Teller

Tim Herbert

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