"In a world gone mad, you can trust Dwayne Hoover."
A millionaire car salesman who runs the biggest dealership in Midland City, Dwayne Hoover is a celebrity, loved and trusted by everyone. Then one day, he wakes up and realizes that his life is a total mess! But between the headaches posed by his pill-popping wife, a mistress who won't leave him alone, and a cross-dressing sales manager, Dwayne has picked a bad week for a midlife crisis.
Dwayne Hoover

Kilgore Trout

Harry Le Sabre

Celia Hoover

Francine Pefko

George 'Bunny' Hoover

Wayne Hoobler

Grace Le Sabre

Fred T. Barry

Eliot Rosewater / Gilbert

Bill Bailey

Moe The Truck Driver

Andy Wojeckowzski

Monte Rapid

Maria Maritimo

Bonnie MacMahon

Howell

Vernon Garr

Rosemary Garr
Eli

Elmoro

Commercial Director

Lottie

Homer

Blossom
Art Hostess Kaye
Art Hostess Faye
Pesky Weber

Rabo Karabekian

Beatrice Keedsler

Zeke
Mailwoman
Waitress
Highway Patrolman
NY Policeman / Prison Guard
Porn Store Patron
Mugger
NY Policewoman
Marlo
Motel Clerk

Young Girl

Young Boy
Blue Monday Housewife
Blue Monday Doctor
Trypepton Husband

Trypepton Wife
Prodigal Life Husband
Prodigal Life Wife
Prodigal Life Child
Voiceover
Prisoner
Woman Inside of Bruce Willis' Brain (uncredited)

Serial Killer (uncredited)
Horace Durenwurst (uncredited)
Dream Girl (uncredited)