Damned If You Do

Damned If You Do

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Damned If You Do

2000

0h 18m

4.3(3 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Alfie is the brother no one notices, and at his hot-shot brother Richard's wedding, Alfie's father insults him, his brother puts him down, he gets fired, and he falls off a second-story ledge to his death. He's in line to enter Heaven, when the Devil recruits him. The deal: go back to Earth, break all Ten Commandments in an hour, and get to join the big, eternal party in Hell. Alfie returns to the wedding, his list of Commandments in hand, and proceeds to have the time of his life. But what does the Devil have in store for him at hour's end? Is Satan trustworthy?

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12 members

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Jonathan Slavin

Alfie

Jonathan Slavin

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Allan Murray

Richard

Allan Murray

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Vanessa Dorman

Annette

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Robert Phelps

Dad

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M.J. Sawyer

Mom

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Paul Keith

Priest

Paul Keith

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Ken Hanes

Alfie's Boss

Ken Hanes

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Chausey Lebron

Maid of Honor

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Barbara Stuart

Aunt Ruth

Barbara Stuart

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Scott Lowell

Funny Guy

Scott Lowell

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Ashley Clayton

Woman With Stutter

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David Alan Grier

The Devil

David Alan Grier

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