

"We're all heroes if you catch us at the right moment. Even Bernie Laplante."
Bernie Laplante is having a rough time. He's divorced, his ex-wife hates him and has custody of their son, the cops are setting a trap for him, then to top it all, he loses a shoe whilst rescuing passengers of a crashed jet. Being a thief who is down on his luck, Bernie takes advantage of the crash, but then someone else claims credit for the rescue.
Bernard 'Bernie' Laplante

Gale Gayley

John Bubber

Evelyn Laplante

Chucky

Deke - Channel 4 News Director

Winston

Wallace

James Conklin

Chick

Judge Goines

Flight Attendant Leslie

Donna O'Day

Joey Laplante

Fireman Denton

Robinson

Elliott

Jury Foreman

Prosecutor

First Bailiff
Court Official

Second Bailiff
Mendoza
Mendoza's Friend

Vargas

Espinosa

Probation Officer

Flight Attendant Freddy

Mr. Fletcher

Richie Fletcher
Mr. Smith

Kelly

Susan

Mr. Brown
Bag Lady on TV

Makeup Artist

Inspector Dayton

Fire Captain

Paramedic

State Police Officer

Bag Man
Parker

Joan

Anchorwoman - Channel 4
Reporter - Channel 8

Reporter - Channel 13

Allen in Coma

News Vendor

African American Wannabee

Fighter Wannabee

Fighter Wannabee
Another Wannabee

Mud Face Wannabee

Tall Wannabee

Tough Prisoner
Tough Prisoner

Tough Prisoner
Rasta Prisoner
Waiter/Captain

Millionaire

Sylvia

Street Kid
Street Kid
Buxom Woman

Viet Nam Vet
Viet Nam Vet
Guard at Jail

Nurse Roberts

Teen in Hospital
Teen in Hospital
Hospital Guard

Doctor
Child in Hospital
Child in Hospital
Child in Hospital
Child in Hospital
Child in Hospital
Teenage Girl in Hospital

Cop at Hospital
Donna's Boyfriend
Police Chief

Fireman on Ledge

George Bush Look A-Like
Barbara Bush Look A-Like
Mr. Broadman - Man Committing Suicide

Director of Channel 4 Crash Feature
