"In our family dad wore the pants but . . . Mother Wore Tights"
In this chronicle of a vaudeville family, Myrtle McKinley (class of 1900) goes to San Francisco to attend business school, but ends up in a chorus line. Soon, star Frank Burt notices her talent, hires her for a "two-act", then marries her. Incidents of the marriage and the growing pains of eldest daughter Miriam are followed, interspersed with nostalgic musical numbers.
Mother

Father

Iris

Mikie

Bessie

Bob Clarkman

Grandmother McKinley

Mr. Schneider

Miss Ridgeway

Alice Flemmerhammer

Roy Bivins

Grandfather McKinley

Rosemary Olcott

Papa

Lil

Señor Wences
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)

Resort Guest (uncredited)

Mikie - Age 3 (uncredited)
Iris - Age 6 (uncredited)

Clarence (uncredited)
Mrs. Clarkman (uncredited)

Resort Guest (uncredited)

Withers (uncredited)

Boy (uncredited)