
"Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more."
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
Machete Cortez

Luther Voz

Mendez

Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio

Luz

Desdemona

Mr. President

Sartana Rivera

La Camaleon

KillJoy

Cereza Desdemona

Osiris Amanpour

El Camaleon

El Camaleon

El Camaleon

Sheriff Doakes

Zaror

Chepo

Billy

Clebourne

Doc Felix
Nurse Mona

Nurse Lisa

Nurse Fine
Space Babe

Boss of Mendez
Wife of Mendez

Trailer Voice Guy (voice)

Elon Musk

Pris

Lieutenant Brass

Cartel Leader

Voz's Henchman (uncredited)

Radio Guest (uncredited)

Cabrito Cook

Dollface

Dying Cartel Guy
