Watermelons

Watermelons

Watermelons

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Watermelons

"Who stole those juicy watermelons?"

2021

0h 11m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Nearing the end of his academic career, JJ (aka "lil ibuprofen") produces amateur SoundCloud rap as a way to handle the strange events of his recently chaotic life.

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Justin Kostecki

JJ / Inmate #6969 / JJ's Dad

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Jason Tanski

Eugene

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Hannah Rowland

JJ's Boss

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