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The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

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The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

2005

1h 25m

2.9(14 votes)

Horror

Comedy

Overview

A group of friends get together for a card game, but within five minutes, most die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.

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Cast & crew

7 featured cast members

Starring

Rocco Martone

Leading Man

Jeanne Potter

Leading Lady

Elaine Tuttle

Lead Hick

Bill Zebub

Bill Zebub

Mental Patient

Johnny Paoline

Baby Butcher / Army Man / Redneck Hick / Middle Eastern / Baby Butcher's Mother

George 'The Slayer' Stiso

Jesus / Zombie Jesus / Crazy Guy / Toilet Paper Mummy

Michael Cucciniello

Ax Murderer

Creative team

Directed by: Bill Zebub
Written by: Bill Zebub
Produced by: Bill Zebub

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