

"They had everything to gain by not being a success!"
A conniving Broadway producer and his meek accountant plan to profit from charming wealthy old biddies to invest in an overbudget production, and then put on a sure-fire disaster, so nobody will ask for their money back — and what's more disastrous than a tasteless musical celebrating Adolf Hitler.
Max Bialystock

Leo Bloom

Ulla

Franz Liebkind

Roger DeBris

Carmen Ghia

Hold Me-Touch Me

Prison Trustee

Judge

Lick Me-Bite Me

Kiss Me-Feel Me

Mr. Marks

Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Tapping Brown Shirt
Workman / Little Old Lady
Bum
Bag Lady

Cab Driver

Misfit Showgirl
Brian the Set Designer

Kevin the Costume Designer

Scott the Choreographer / Donald Dinsmore / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
Shirley Markowitz / Little Old Lady

Sabu the Houseboy

Injun Jack
First Mate Kyle
Patrolman Pete
Jack Lapidus / Soundtrack Vocallist

Jason Green

Mildred the Audition Accompanist / Little Old Lady
Ticket Taker

Workman #2 / Little Old Lady

Gunter
Conductor
Lead Tenor

Mr. Shocked

Mrs. Bewildered

Stormtrooper Rolf

Stormtrooper Mel

Snooty Woman

Stuffy Man

Officer O'Toole

Officer O'Reilly
Officer O'Rourke

Jail Guard

Jury Foreman

Stenographer
Max's Attorney

Convict #1
Convict #2

Sing Sing Prison Guard

Hilda the Pigeon / Tom the Cat (voice)

Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Stormtrooper

Ensemble (uncredited)
Audience Member (uncredited)