Don't Mess with Texas

Don't Mess with Texas

Don't Mess with Texas

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Don't Mess with Texas

2008

0h 9m

2.3(3 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A comic morality tale about two cocky young lesbians who bite off more than they can chew at a Texas roadside diner.

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Cast & Crew

9 members

Acting

Emily Casey

Angela

Emily Casey

Acting

Frances Cobb

Restaurant Patron

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Acting

Katharine Heller

Mistriss Nia

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Acting

Kenny Hillman

Deb

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Directing

Silas Howard

Al

Silas Howard

Acting

Ginger Kearns

Lisa

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Kelley Rae O'Donnell

Emily

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Production

Paul Pathikal

Truck Driver

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Directing

Carrie Schrader

Millie

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