
"If you can't get out, get even."
Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the institution's football team of prison guards. Crewe suggests a tune-up game which lands him quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against the guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach and player Nate Scarborough, Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt warden trying to fix the game against them.
Paul Crewe

Caretaker

Warden Hazen

Coach Nate Scarborough

Megget

Cheeseburger Eddy

Captain Knauer

Unger

Lynette

Switowski

Deacon Moss

Ms. Tucker

Lena

Brucie

Big Tony

Guard Dunham

Battle

Turley

Guard Lambert

Guard Garner

Guard Engleheart

Baby Face Bob

Torres

Skitchy Rivers

Guard Papajohn

Guard Webster

Guard Malloy

Guard Holland
Errol Dandridge
Referee

Punky

Self

Self

Walt

Self

Officer Jack Pugh

Big Ear Cop

Duane

Vic

Gavin
Jesse

Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite

Con Transvestite

Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite

Con Transvestite
Stretcher Guy
Umpire
Basketball Convict
Basketball Convict
Basketball Convict

Basketball Convict
Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Sportswriter

Sportswriter
Lorenzo
Bradlee
Party Guest

Party Guest
Party Guest

Press Box Technician
Cafeteria Prisoner

Cafeteria Prisoner

Cafeteria Prisoner

Cafeteria Guard

Guard Sniper
Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Guard Hock
Texas State Policeman (uncredited)

K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited)

Football Fanatic (uncredited)

Basketball Convict (as Swift)
