
"Attitude is everything."
Manhattan drag queens Vida Boheme and Noxeema Jackson impress regional judges in competition, securing berths in the Nationals in Los Angeles. When the two meet pathetic drag novice Chi-Chi Rodriguez — one of the losers that evening — the charmed Vida and Noxeema agree to take the hopeless youngster under their joined wing. Soon the three set off on a madcap road trip across America and struggle to make it to Los Angeles in time.
Vida Boheme

Noxeema Jackson

Chi-Chi Rodriguez

Carol Ann

Beatrice

Virgil

Bobby Ray

Sheriff Dollard

Merna

Loretta

Clara

Katina

Bobby Lee

Billy Budd

Jimmy Joe

Tommy

Rachel Tensions

Herself

Little Earnest
Donna Lee
Sandra Lee
State Trooper
State Trooper
State Trooper
Motel Manager

Girl

Small Guy
Crazy Elijah

Old Man
Rude Boy
Rude Boy

Rude Boy
Rude Boy
Rude Boy
Miss Understood

Justine

Chita Riviera
Miss Missy
Herself
Cappuccino Commotion
Miss Coco Peru

Laritza Dumont
Olympia
Announcer

NY Pageant Judge

NY Pageant Judge

NY Pageant Judge
NY Pageant Judge
NY Pageant Judge
CoCo LaChine

Victoria Weston
Lola
Candis Cayne

Princess Diandra
Kabuki
Fiona James
Hedda Lettuce

Philomena
Vida's Mother
Florist
Dance Teacher
Boy in Chains

Club Kid (uncredited)
Patron (uncredited)
Contest Judge (uncredited)
Waiter (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)
Contestant (uncredited)

Contestant (uncredited)
John (uncredited)
Flower Shop Assistant (uncredited)
Waiter (uncredited)

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (uncredited)

Viva Commotion (uncredited)