I Hired a Contract Killer

I Hired a Contract Killer

I Hired a Contract Killer

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I Hired a Contract Killer

1990

1h 20m

6.9(231 votes)

Comedy

Crime

Drama

Romance

Overview

After losing his job and realizing that he is alone in the world, a businessman opts to voluntarily end his life. Lacking courage, he hires a contract killer to do the job. Then, while awaiting his demise, he meets a woman and promptly falls in love.

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Social & External

Production Companies

Pyramide Productions

Pandora Film

Channel 4 Television

The people behind it

Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Jean-Pierre Léaud

Jean-Pierre Léaud

Henri

Margi Clarke

Margi Clarke

Margaret

Kenneth Colley

Kenneth Colley

The Killer

T.R. Bowen

T.R. Bowen

Departmen Head

Imogen Claire

Imogen Claire

Secretary

Angela Walsh

Angela Walsh

Landlady

Cyril Epstein

Cab Driver

Nicky Tesco

Nicky Tesco

Pete

Charles Cork

Charles Cork

Al

Michael O'Hagan

Michael O'Hagan

Killer's Boss

Creative team

Directed by: Aki Kaurismäki
Written by: Aki Kaurismäki
Produced by: Aki Kaurismäki

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