
"The LAFF situation is well in hand!"
Gerald Meek and Myrna McAllister go to city hall to apply for a marriage license. Gerald wanders into the Marine Recruiting office by mistake and Sergeant Delaney signs him into the Marine Corps and sends him for a medical examination before Gerald realizes what has happened. He finds himself in uniform and ready to be shipped to boot camp without any delay, other than explain to his intended-bride that Uncle Sam has other plans for him.
Gerald Sylvester Meek

Myrna McAllister
Sgt. 'Foghorn' McTaggert
Grandma Meek

Col. Flenge

Gen. Garvin

Cpl. Trudy 'Tootie' Frisbee

Pvt. Partridge
Recruiting Sgt. Delaney

Dr. Suture
Cpl. Pappodopoli

Mrs. McAllister
Pvt. White
Colonel's Clerk
Court Clerk