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The Miserable Adventures of Burt Squire

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Comedy

Overview

A family man in the midst of a midlife crisis embarks on what he hopes will be a dream sailing vacation, but ends up shipwrecked in the Atlantic Ocean with a charming but unhinged sea captain.

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STXfilms

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2 featured cast members

Starring

Ed Helms

Ed Helms

Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford

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Written by: Ben Bolea
Produced by: Mickey Liddell
Pete Shilaimon

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