How to Make Good When One Is a Jerk and a Crybaby

How to Make Good When One Is a Jerk and a Crybaby

How to Make Good When One Is a Jerk and a Crybaby

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How to Make Good When One Is a Jerk and a Crybaby

1974

1h 30m

5.4(32 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A story about a guy who still lives with his mother and sells some really awful alcohol to bartenders. The only way for him to do this is to cry and invent himself an awful life. Then he meets the beautiful woman whose goal in life is to sleep with the less exciting guys on Earth.

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19 members

Acting

Jean Carmet

Antoine Robineau

Jean Carmet

Acting

Stéphane Audran

Cécile Malempin

Stéphane Audran

Acting

Jane Birkin

Jane

Jane Birkin

Acting

Jean-Pierre Marielle

Gérard Malempin

Jean-Pierre Marielle

Acting

Jean Rochefort

Foisnard

Jean Rochefort

Acting

Evelyne Buyle

Marie-Josée Mulot

Evelyne Buyle

Acting

Féodor Atkine

Le mime du cabaret

Féodor Atkine

Acting

Laurence Badie

Une employée de l'hôtel

Laurence Badie

Acting

Paul Bisciglia

Le chasseur PLM

Paul Bisciglia

Acting

Robert Dalban

Léonce, le patron du bistrot

Robert Dalban

Acting

Jacqueline Doyen

Mme Léonce

Jacqueline Doyen

Acting

Jean-Claude Dreyfus

Le transformiste du cabaret

Jean-Claude Dreyfus

Acting

Bernard Dumaine

Le réceptionniste PLM

Bernard Dumaine

Acting

Anne Fleurange

Une employée PLM

No Image

Acting

Sébastien Floche

Marcel

Sébastien Floche

Acting

Jacqueline Fontaine

La femme de Marcel

Jacqueline Fontaine

Acting

Ginette Garcin

L'infirmière chef

Ginette Garcin

Acting

Jeanne Herviale

Maman Robineau

Jeanne Herviale

Acting

Daniel Prévost

Le tailleur du cabaret

Daniel Prévost

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