"Two things about country singers - They sing from the heart...and they always have good-lookin' hair."
School bus driver Dill Scallion dreams of becoming a famous country music singer. He sings from his heart and makes up his own dance, the 'Scallion Shuffle'. But fame is fickle and Dill falls from the spotlight faster than he rose to stardom — all in one summer.
Dill Scallion

Kristie Sue

Tina

Bubba Pearl

Larry Steinberg

Jo Joe Hicks

Nate Clumson

Self

Self

Self

Susie Sue
Self

Dill's Chef
Eugene Bob

Reporter

Security Guard

Doc

Ernie the Emcee

Doug Bob

Slim

Highway Patrolman

Bartender

Rusty Bob

Ron Statlin

Earl Langston

Abu Statlin

Dr. McCracken

Wilma Juggs

Patrick

Patrick's Dad

Self

Brad Statlin

Mr. Rudolph

Natalie Juggs

K.T. May

Mr. Llama

Mary Sue (scenes deleted)
