"Two things about country singers - They sing from the heart...and they always have good-lookin' hair."
School bus driver Dill Scallion dreams of becoming a famous country music singer. He sings from his heart and makes up his own dance, the 'Scallion Shuffle'. But fame is fickle and Dill falls from the spotlight faster than he rose to stardom — all in one summer.
Dill Scallion
Kristie Sue
Tina
Bubba Pearl
Larry Steinberg
Jo Joe Hicks
Nate Clumson
Self
Self
Self
Susie Sue
Self
Dill's Chef
Eugene Bob
Reporter
Security Guard
Doc
Ernie the Emcee
Doug Bob
Slim
Highway Patrolman
Bartender
Rusty Bob
Ron Statlin
Earl Langston
Abu Statlin
Dr. McCracken
Wilma Juggs
Patrick
Patrick's Dad
Self
Brad Statlin
Mr. Rudolph
Natalie Juggs
K.T. May
Mr. Llama
Mary Sue (scenes deleted)