Bonjour Madame, Bonjour Monsieur

Bonjour Madame, Bonjour Monsieur

Bonjour Madame, Bonjour Monsieur

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Bonjour Madame, Bonjour Monsieur

2012

0h 15m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A man with a serious illness, visits his doctor. His condition does not improve. So, he asks him to come back with his wife. But here is the problem, he makes believe for several years to ...

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6 featured cast members

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Mustapha Abourachid

Mustapha Abourachid

Madame, Monsieur

Catherine Lachens

Catherine Lachens

Neighbor

Ariane Pirié

Ariane Pirié

Doctor

Delphine Depardieu

Delphine Depardieu

Sebastien Barrio

Patient

Mathilda Dileva

Neighbor

Creative team

Directed by: Mohamed Fekrane
Written by: Hajar Abourachid

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