Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine

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Funny Valentine

2005

1h 30m

5.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Romance

Overview

Two womanizing friends of a shy street performer jump-start his quest for love by placing a personal ad on his behalf and interviewing the candidates.

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Cast & Crew

12 members

Acting

Anthony Michael Hall

Josh

Anthony Michael Hall

Acting

Marlo Marron

Doreen

Marlo Marron

Acting

Bernadette Pérez

Lingerie Angel

Bernadette Pérez

Acting

Allyson Downey

Vivian

No Image

Acting

Lord Jamar

Tim

Lord Jamar

Acting

Sandra Guerard

Other Waitress

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Acting

Ivan Martin

Sean

Ivan Martin

Writing

Michael J. Narváez

Hair Stylist

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Acting

Jaid Barrymore

Female Therapist

Jaid Barrymore

Acting

Moet Meira

Evangelika

No Image

Acting

Larry Storch

Dennis

Larry Storch

Acting

Lynnette Cole

Bride

Lynnette Cole

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