"A Royal Kick In The Arse"
When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to London with revenge on their minds.
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Jackie Chan
Chon Wang
Owen Wilson
Roy O'Bannon
Fann Wong
Chon Lin
Aidan Gillen
Lord Nelson Rathbone
Donnie Yen
Wu Chow
Tom Fisher
Arthur 'Artie' Doyle
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Charlie Chaplin
Alison King
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Constantine Gregory
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Anna-Louise Plowman
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