"It all starts when a sailor's left holding the baby!"
After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undiscovered. Even so, the officers above deck start to puzzle over the increasingly strange happenings on board.
Puncher Roberts
Knocker White
Marshal
Prof. Evans
Capt. Hugh
Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby
CPO Blades
Joe
George
Sails
The Marshal’s Aide
Interpreter
Sub-Lieutenant
Harry
The baby
Maria Vespucci
Dr. Bryce
Lt. Setley
Master-at-Arms
P.M.O.
Whiskers
The Admiral
First Vespucci Brother
Second Vespucci Brother
Third Vespucci Brother
Seaman
Mate
American Captain
Second Sailor at Dance
Ginny
Lady at Dance
Navigation Officer
Seaman
Marilyn
Officer
S.B.A. Nightingale
Mama Vespucci
Gunnery Officer
First Sailor at Dance
Bartender
Bobby
Chief Steward
Unknown Role
Unknown Role
Rick
Officer
Officer in Plotting Room
Derek
Paolo Vespucci
Officer
Chariene
Officer of the Watch
Italian Girl
Executive Officer