"Neil Price is in a bad mood. He got up on the wrong side of the country this morning."
Very much in love, Neil's wedding plans are sabotaged, beginning when he is abandoned, naked, on a Scottish island. A road trip ensues, with Neil encountering many obstacles as he makes his way to London for what he believes is to be his wedding day. Or is it?
Neil Price

Carmen Svennipeg

Gary Bicknell

Tina

Jackie
Hilary
Elderly Man

Elderly Woman
Margaret

Morris

Flora

Pilot

Insp Lubbock

Policeman
Nutter

Dr Barnet

Old Man
Graham

Brenda

Caroline

Traffic PC
Waiter
Longcoat

Sarah's father

Milkman
Video Biographer

Vicar

Unknown Role