"Nine out of ten doctors say Ray is perfectly healthy. But what do they know?"
When his best friend dies of a heart attack, Ray Macklin becomes a man obsessed with his own mortality. Convinced that all his aches and pains are an indication of his imminent death, Ray's life turns into a slapstick farce of health-crazed anxiety and hypochondria.
Ray Macklin

Jenny Macklin

Harry Lardner

Diana

Connie Hagen

Pat Hagen

Barbara

Mr. D'Amato

Father Carmody

Val
Spencer Gillinger

Dr. Helmsley

Dr. Duffin

Dr. Haskell

Dr. Wolfe

Pharmacist

Joey Macklin
Mo Macklin
Bartender

Cleaner

Andrews
Phillips

Spencer's Driver
Security Guard
Dr. Duffin's Receptionist
Policeman
Drunk
Workman
Joe

Stewardess
Surgeon
Doctor
Young Ray
Young Pat
Pat Hagen Jr.
Denis Hagen
Mrs. Feldman
Coffin Truck Driver
Singer
Singer
Singer
Singer
Singer