I Wanna Die (or How I Learned Not to Die)

I Wanna Die (or How I Learned Not to Die)

I Wanna Die (or How I Learned Not to Die)

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I Wanna Die (or How I Learned Not to Die)

2017

0h 8m

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Comedy

Overview

A man tries desperately to kill himself, but consistently fails to the amusement of the Narrator, who may or may not be behind his failure

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Social & External

Production Companies

Alfândegas Sem Fronteiras

Videos & Trailers

2 videos

Cast & Crew

7 members

Acting

Álvaro Aragonez

Paulo

Álvaro Aragonez

Acting

Carlos Moura

Narrator

Carlos Moura

Acting

Richard Tomás

Scuba Diver

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Directing

Alexandre Miguel Silva

Film Crew #1

Alexandre Miguel Silva

Editing

Gonçalo Almeida

Film Crew #2

Gonçalo Almeida

Camera

Rodrigo Oliveira

Film Crew #3

Rodrigo Oliveira

Writing

David Remédios

Radio Announcer (voice)

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