
"Terrific... Shocking... Scandalous..."
Nigel Dennis publishes a scandal magazine. But for each story he writes, he first approaches the person whose scandalous behavior is described (or rather implied, to avoid any libel suit) and says he will suppress the story in return for money. Several of his victims first decide individually to kill him instead of paying, but fail in amusing ways. Then they find that to protect their various secrets they must now join forces for a rather different purpose...
Lord Henry Mayley

"Wee" Sonny MacGregor

Flora Ransom

Melissa Right

Nigel Dennis

Lady Lucy Mayley

Ethel Ransom

Reverend Cedric "Daddy Bassy" Bastable

Porter

Bill Murphy

Fred
Gunsmith

Police Inspector

PC Johnson

Désirée Mensch aka D. Mandeville
TV announcer
Dr Harz

Chemist (uncredited)

Photographer (uncredited)

Police Officer (uncredited)

Dinner Guest (uncredited)
Chinese Man in Pub (uncredited)

2nd Irishman (uncredited)
Man Who Lets Out Police Car's Tyre (uncredited)

Walter - Contestant in T.V. Show (uncredited)

Scientist (uncredited)

Lady in Autograph Crowd (uncredited)

Old Man in T.V. Show Audience (uncredited)

Lady on Phone (uncredited)

J.E. Freeman - Greengrocer (uncredited)

Pub Landlord (uncredited)
Minister with Heart Attack (uncredited)

1st Irishman (uncredited)
