Raise Your Kids on Seltzer

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Raise Your Kids on Seltzer

"For those who'd rather not drink the Kool-Aid...raise your kids on seltzer."

2015

1h 47m

9.0(1 votes)

Drama

Comedy

Thriller

Overview

A husband-and-wife pair of retired cult deprogrammers experience marital strife when their past catches up with them.

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Barry Newman

Bill Tannery

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Penny Werner

Tessa

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Jeff Kao

Terry

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Kris Caltagirone

Dave Winters

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Deniz Demirer

Jurgen

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