The VelociPastor

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The VelociPastor

"A man of the claw"

2018

1h 15m

5.2(219 votes)

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Horror

Comedy

Overview

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Cast & Crew

17 members

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Gregory James Cohan

Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

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Alyssa Kempinski

Carol

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Claire Hsu

Chinese Villager

Directing

Aurelio Voltaire

Altair

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Daniel Steere

Father Stewart

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Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Frankie Mermaid

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Yang Jiechang

Wei Chang

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Nicholas M. Garofolo

Hobo

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Zachary Steere

Dinosaur Suit Performer

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Jesse Turits

Sam the White Ninja

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David Sokol

Ali

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Douglas Saint James

Surgeon

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Yang Jiechang

Wei Chan

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Janice Young

Doug's Mom

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Pat Hroncich

Vietnam Soldier 1

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George Schewnzer

Doug's Dad

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Alec Lambert

Thug

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