Maiko Haaaan!!!

Maiko Haaaan!!!

Maiko Haaaan!!!

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Maiko Haaaan!!!

2007

2h 0m

6.5(14 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Kimihiko Onizuka is a salaryman infatuated with maiko (apprentice geisha) and whose greatest goal in life is to play a party game called "yakyuken" with one.

Links & Resources

Social & External

Production Companies

Nippon Television Network Corporation

Stardust Pictures

Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation

VAP

Yomiuri Shimbun Company

Otona Keikaku

Sapporo Television Broadcasting Company

Shizuoka Daiichi Television

Chukyo TV Broadcasting Company

Hiroshima Telecasting

Fukuoka Broadcasting System

Miyagi Television Broadcasting

Cast & Crew

19 members

Acting

阿部サダヲ

Kimihiko Onizuka

阿部サダヲ

Acting

柴咲コウ

Fujiko Osawa

柴咲コウ

Acting

堤真一

Kiichiro Naito

堤真一

Acting

早織

(Sister) Komako (Geisha)

Acting

京野ことみ

Koume (Geisha)

京野ことみ

Acting

酒井若菜

Mamefuku (Geisha)

酒井若菜

Acting

伊東四朗

Suzuki Taikai (President of Suzuya Ramen)

伊東四朗

Acting

山田孝之

Student on field trip (cameo)

山田孝之

Acting

真矢ミキ

Unknown Role

真矢ミキ

Acting

キムラ緑子

Unknown Role

キムラ緑子

Acting

大倉孝二

Unknown Role

大倉孝二

Acting

生瀬勝久

Unknown Role

生瀬勝久

Acting

須賀健太

Unknown Role

須賀健太

Acting

Mr. Okure

Unknown Role

Mr. Okure

Acting

日村勇紀

Unknown Role

日村勇紀

Acting

北村一輝

Unknown Role

北村一輝

Acting

植木等

Unknown Role

植木等

Acting

木場勝己

Unknown Role

木場勝己

Acting

吉行和子

Unknown Role

吉行和子

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