
"Not all damsels need saving."
Oregon, a small town near the sea, around 1870. Henry, a grieving man who aspires to preach as a way to overcome his unfortunate past, reunites with eccentric pioneer Samuel Alabaster, who has hired him to officiate at his marriage to the precious Penelope. What Henry ignores is that both must embark on a dangerous journey through the inhospitable wilderness to meet her.
Samuel Alabaster

Penelope

Parson Henry

Rufus Cornell

Zachariah Running Bear

Old Preacher

Bar Creep

Barrel of Laughs

Prairie Crooner

Anton Cornell

Barkeep
Sheriff
Piano Player
Scalped Traveler
Angry Traveler
Barber
Bell Maiden
Photographer
Bathhouse Madam
Hostess Matilda
Wagon Driver

Musician (uncredited)
Musician (uncredited)
Musician (uncredited)
Musician (uncredited)