Aretino's Blue Stories

Aretino's Blue Stories

Aretino's Blue Stories

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Aretino's Blue Stories

1972

1h 31m

4.3(4 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Madonna Violante goes to Rome to find the three Armida daughters, Lorenza and Vanna, who she has not seen for many years; but first she stops by her friend Antonia from whom he learned many unseemly things about them.

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19 members

Acting

Luciano De Ambrosis

Pietro Aretino

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Joyce Geraldine Stewart

Florinda

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Fiorella Masselli

Violante

Fiorella Masselli

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Marisa Traversi

Antonia

Marisa Traversi

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Karin Well

Lorenza

Karin Well

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Silvio Spaccesi

Cecco

Silvio Spaccesi

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Giancarlo Badessi

Il precettore

Giancarlo Badessi

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Franca Gonella

Vanna

Franca Gonella

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Pier Maria Rossi

Hermit

Pier Maria Rossi

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Giuliana Giuliani

Armida

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Rossano Campitelli

Giambattista

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Nino Scardina

Compare di Cecco

Nino Scardina

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Vinicio Sofia

Grasso

Vinicio Sofia

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Sergio Parlato

'Smilzo'

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Antonio Vicalvi

Adone

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Diego Della Valle

Guidotto

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Claudia Magli

Carola

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Giorgio Favretto

Galdino

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Enrico Miotti

Taverner

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