If You Only Knew

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If You Only Knew

2000

1h 47m

6.0(9 votes)

Comedy

Romance

Overview

A romantic comedy about a young man who fakes homosexuality to draw the interest of a woman. Instead she tries to help him find a date.

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Cast & Crew

14 members

Acting

Johnathon Schaech

Parker Concorde

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Alison Eastwood

Samantha

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James Le Gros

Jack

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Gabrielle Anwar

Kate

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Paul Sampson

Matt

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Annie Corley

Joanne

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Rainbeau Mars

Kim

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Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

Troy

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Frank Vincent

Gino

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Lainie Kazan

Bess

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Jo Yang

Grocery Clerk

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Dayna Danika

Bag Lady

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David Markey

Tom

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Tiffany Fraser

Holly

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