Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

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Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

2017

1h 35m

5.1(18 votes)

Comedy

Romance

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Overview

A young Jehovah's Witness believes the ultimate punishment will be inflicted upon him for typical teenage activity. His life is rather grim until infatuation with a friend's older sister opens his eyes.

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15 members

Acting

Sasha Feldman

Gabe

Acting

Nicholas Harsin

Peter

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Acting

Kit DeZolt

Kien

Acting

Lauren Lakis

Karen

Acting

Paul Adelstein

Allen

Acting

Tara Summers

Linn

Acting

Reed Diamond

Brother Miller

Acting

James Karen

Interviewee #1

Acting

Shari Belafonte

Flo

Acting

Sam Behrens

Elder #1

Writing

Rob Giles

Uncle Jeff

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Scott Atkinson

Terry

Directing

Charlie Buhler

Jasmine

Acting

Katherine Castillo

Camille

Acting

Margo Gignac

Stan

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