
"Learn to gain weight by LOSING scruples!"
Hapless Henry Palfrey is patronised by his self-important chief clerk at work, ignored by restaurant waiters, conned by shady second-hand car salesmen, and, worst of all, endlessly wrong-footed by unspeakably rotten cad Raymond Delauney who has set his cap at April, new love of Palfrey's life. In desperation Henry enrolls at the College of Lifemanship to learn how to best such bounders and win the girl.
Henry Palfrey

Raymond Delauney

April Smith

Mr S. Potter

Dunstan

Gloatbridge

Dudley

General

Mrs. Stringer

Head Waiter

Proudfoot

Instructor

1st Instructress

2nd Instructress
Fleetsnod

Dingle

Carpenter
Maid

Brazier

Secretary