Loins of Punjab Presents

Loins of Punjab Presents

Loins of Punjab Presents

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Loins of Punjab Presents

2007

1h 28m

5.4(7 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A ruthless philantrophist. A bhangra rapper. An over-protected prodigy. A reckless actress. A lovelorn businessman. An entrepreneurial yogi. And a Loin King. Enter a roller-coaster world of seven strangers whose lives collide during a singing contest in a small New Jersey town.

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Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Shabana Azmi

Shabana Azmi

Rrita Kapoor

Ajay Naidu

Ajay Naidu

Turbanotorious B.D.G.

Ayesha Dharker

Ayesha Dharker

Opama Menon

Michael Raimondi

Josh Cohen

Seema Rahmani

Seema Rahmani

Sania Rehman

Jameel Khan

Jameel Khan

Mr. Bokade

Darshan Jariwala

Darshan Jariwala

Sanjeev Patel

Ishitta Sharma

Preeti Patel

Manish Acharya

Vikram Tejwani

Kunaal Roy Kapur

Kunaal Roy Kapur

Mr. White

Creative team

Directed by: Manish Acharya
Written by: Manish Acharya
Anubhab Pal

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