A woman who accidentally runs over and kills an endangered snake is put on trial by a misogynist judge. She then tries to save herself by spinning an impossibly tall, "Arabian Nights"-esque tale of gossip and intrigue that eventually involves everyone in their small town.
Lizzie
Luis Pardo
Uncle Dick

Roy O. Stalk
Edna May
Bert D. Stalk
Jose

Penelope

Manuel Pardo
Don

Ruby
Mel
Crazy Rancher

Rita
Joey the Crocodile
Blue Lady
Governor
Governor's Aide
Rich
Slim
Young Edna May
Young Rita
Young Mel
Bartender
