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The Size of Watermelons

The Size of Watermelons

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"Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut."

1997
1h 28m
3.0(4 votes)
Comedy

Overview

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.

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32 members
Acting

Paul Rudd

Alex

Paul Rudd
Acting

Donal Logue

Gnome

Donal Logue
Acting

Donovan Leitch

Patrick

Donovan Leitch
Acting

Marissa Ribisi

Lizzie

Marissa Ribisi
Acting

Ione Skye

Maggie

Ione Skye
Acting

John Enos III

Leonard

John Enos III
Acting

Adam West

Self

Adam West
Acting

Tracey Walter

The Vagrant

Tracey Walter
Acting

David Lee Russek

Eddie

David Lee Russek
Acting

Zack Ward

Skinhead

Zack Ward
Crew

Ed Anders

Bouncer

Ed Anders
Acting

Richard Gilbert-Hill

Drama Teacher

Richard Gilbert-Hill
Acting

Matt Koruba

Young Alex

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Leila Johnson

Kim

Leila Johnson
Acting

Françoise Robertson

Cafe Waitress

Françoise Robertson
Acting

Allan Kolman

Vladimir

Allan Kolman
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Christopher Reed

Dealer

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Jamie James

Jock

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Stephen Webb

James

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Sound

Jason NeSmith

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

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Michael Anthony Williams

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

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Nigel Mogg

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

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Jesse Dorsey

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

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Acting

Jeff Cairns

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Curtis Lindersmith

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Joe Majestik

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Jason Mason

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Grant Vanderslice

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Brandon Wells

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Bernie Engel

Professor

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Loesha Zeaviar

Rachel

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Jeff Rothpan

Hotel Clerk

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