High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.
Jeff Lowry

Anne Martin

Max

Julia

Beth

Principal Miller

Joyce Lowry

Darren Lowry

Laura

Fellini Café Waiter
Dr. Mark Sonderskov

Hot Babe

Sexy Dressed Student

Female Student
Partying Teacher
Keg Standing School Nurse
Body Shot Girl
Good Looking Guy

Al
Carol
Ambivalent Girl
Dan

Lenny

Amber the Ex

Rapper
Michelle
Robin

Tyree
Elayna
Johnny
June
Gary

Paul

Ricky
Darts Opponent
Bar Waitress
Bartender
Carmen

Pam

Wasted Guy
Diana
Fun Girl on Bar
Good Looking Meathead
Guy at Door #1
Guy at Door #2
Guy at Door #3

Maeve
Brunch Waitress

Prisoner of Love Narrator (voice)
Bar Drunk
Model Date
Phone Message Stacy
Furniture Repo Guy #1
Furniture Repo Guy #2
Lara
Student in Guidance Office

Teacher in Car

Random Guy
Party Guy 1 (uncredited)