
"It'll fracture your funnybone !"
In Haven Hospital, a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital altogether. The formidable Matron's debut gives everyone a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her. There's a colonel who's a constant nuisance, a bumbling nurse, a romance between Ted York and Nurse Denton, and Bell wants his bunion removed straight away, so after a couple of pints, the men decide to remove the bunion themselves!
Bernie Bishop

Staff Nurse Dorothy Denton

Humphrey Hinton

Matron

Ted York

Percy "Perc" Hickson

Jack Bell

Student Nurse Stella Dawson

Nurse Georgie Axwell

Oliver Reckitt

The Colonel

Nurse Frances James

Nurse Helen Lloyd

Sister

Bert Able

Mick

Norm

Henry Bray

Jane Bishop

Jill Thompson

Marge Hickson

Ginger

Dr. Winn

Mr. Stephens

Alice Able

Student Nurse Nightingale

Meg

Rhoda Bray
John Gray

Alec Lawrence

Perkins

Ambulance Man

Tom Mayhew
George Field
Nurse Rose Harper
Jackson
Ambulance Man
Attractive Nurse
Cleaner
Trolley Lady

Porter
Andrew Newman
Ted York's Feet (uncredited)

Young Nurse (uncredited)

Nurse (uncredited)
Jeremy Bishop (uncredited)
Nurse (uncredited)
Outpatient (uncredited)
Racing Commentator (voice) (uncredited)
Doctor (uncredited)
Doctor (uncredited)
New Nurse (uncredited)
Porter (uncredited)
Outpatient (uncredited)
Lady (uncredited)
Porter (uncredited)
Outpatient (uncredited)