Never Met Picasso

Never Met Picasso

Never Met Picasso

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Never Met Picasso

"Family Trees, Twisted Roots"

1997

1h 41m

4.7(6 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Overview

Still living at home with his avant-garde actress mother, constantly rejected by art schools, and without a lover, aspiring painter Andrew decides to enter a contest in hopes of winning a six month stay in Kenya. Though things aren't great for Andrew, neither are they wonderful for his lesbian friend Lucy who constantly bickers with her lover Ingrid. Lucy complicates Andrew's life when she introduces him to the suspicious-looking, enigmatic Jerry.

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10 featured cast members

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Alexis Arquette

Alexis Arquette

Andrew Magnus

Georgia Ragsdale

Lucy

Margot Kidder

Margot Kidder

Genna Magnus

Don McKellar

Don McKellar

Jerry

Keith David

Keith David

Larry

Alvin Epstein

Alvin Epstein

Uncle Alfred

Omewenne

Ingrid

Diane Beckett

Mailwoman

Craig Hickman

Poetry Slammer

David Levine

Jack

Creative team

Directed by: Stephen Kijak
Written by: Stephen Kijak
Produced by: Stephen Kijak
Patrick Cunningham

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