
"A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter."
High school senior Marlon Bowne is smitten with overachieving classmate Jessica Kailo. But, if he wants to have a shot with her, he'll have to find a way to get into Ramsey College, Jessica's top choice of schools. It won't be easy, since the college is highly selective and Marlon's grades are hardly impressive. That means the lovelorn teen will have to find a way to score high on the SATs and win over the college admissions committee.
Kip Hammett

Marlon Browne

Jessica Kailo

Nina Sachie

Leo Whitman

Oliver

Sports Announcer

Coach Evans

Vera Cook

Flutter

Dean Patterson

Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.

Betty Kailo

George Kailo

Bill Browne

Detroit High School Coach

Chancellor Joanna Holbrook

Francine Bauer, SAT Coach

Bennedict, SAT Coach

Himself

Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor

Sally O'Connor

Jessica's Friend #1
Jessica's Friend #2
Herself

Sharon Browne

A

B

Mailman

Mrs. Cook

Ronny Rawlson
Phillip Jellinak, Jr.

Librarian

Astonished Boy

Egghead
Egghead
Egghead

Startled Boy

Willie Browne
Earnest Boy

Woman with Lasso

Smart Aleck
Asian Student
Laurie Thomas, Twin #1
Terry Thomas, Twin #2
Young Energizer

Cassandra
Army Recruiter
Lone Star State Recruiter
Waitress
Kiddie Koral Girl #1
Kiddie Koral Girl #2

McDonald's Employee
Game Show Hostess

Game Show Hostess

Game Show Hostess

Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)

Princeton Graduate (uncredited)
Arcadia Bible Academy Student (uncredited)
Clone (uncredited)
High School Senior (uncredited)
Pessimistic Boy (uncredited)
