Funny Valentines

1999

1h 48m

7.2(6 votes)

Drama

Overview

A woman returns to her home town to sort out her troubled marriage and finds new happiness in the rekindling of a broken friendship with her cousin.

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9 members

Acting

Alfre Woodard

Joyce May

Acting

Loretta Devine

Dearie B.

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CCH Pounder

Ethel B.

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Tom Wright

Dr. Thomas Holder

Acting

Peter Jay Fernandez

Danny

Acting

Megalyn Echikunwoke

Lauren

Acting

Afemo Omilami

Ephraim Lee

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Saycon Sengbloh

Young Dearie B.

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Chris Dunn

Robert Earl

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