
Harris Malden has a secret. He fakes his facial hair.
Harris Malden wears his insecurity on his face in a curious disguise for everyone to see. No one in the neighborhood, not even his best friend Paul or his brother Melvin, has the heart to tell him how ridiculous he looks with the thick black line above his lip. Harris Malden fakes his facial hair, and as far as he's concerned, nobody can tell.
Directed byJuan Cardarelli, Benjamin Davidow, Nick Gregorio
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Nick Gregorio
Harris Malden
Eric M. Levy
Paul Levine
Juan Cardarelli
Melvin Malden

Brigitte Hagerman
Susan

Susan Slatin
Grams Levine
Benjamin Davidow
Dusty the PA
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