

"One roll to rule them all"
All Lodge wants is for his gaming group to finish their adventure. Unfortunately, they're more interested in seducing barmaids, mooning their enemies, and setting random villagers on fire. Desperate to rein in his players, Lodge injects two newbies into the party: a non-player character controlled by Lodge, who the power gamers immediately distrust, and the rarest gamer of all... a girl. Can the group overcome their bickering to save the kingdom, or will the evil necromancer Mort Kemnon triumph unopposed? A fun parody of fantasy films and the adventure gaming community.
Kevin Lodge / Sir Osric
Daphne / Joanna

Cass / Brother Silence / Rennard

Leo / Flynn / Turk

Gary / Luster / Fastidian / Undead Fastinian

Luster (female) / Professor

Mort Kemnon
Hierophant
Mort Agrippa / Mummy #1 / Goblin

Inquisitor
Mark
Goblin Queen
Nodwick / Voice of Drazuul

Therin
King Erasamus the Randomly Biased
