"No! You're Not Dreaming! It's All on the Screen! It's Big! It's Lavish! It's Breath-Taking! And Such Tunes! Such Girls! Such Laughter!"
Bill wants to join the Army, but he's 4F so he asks a wizard to help him, but the wizard has slight problems with his history knowlege, so he sends Bill everywhere in history, but not to WWII.
Bill Morgan

Sally Smith / Prudence / Katrina

Lucilla Powell / Gretchen / Indian

Ali the Genie

Chief Badger

Benito

General George Washington

Christopher Columbus

Hessian Col. / Von Heisel

Kreiger

Soldier Leaving Canteen (uncredited)

General Rahl (uncredited)
