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Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

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Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

"You've never seen a honeymoon like this"

2013
1h 42m
6.4(248 votes)
Comedy

Overview

The immature and cheap douche bag Fábio Clóvis marries the pseudo-intellectual Miá and they travel in a cruise to Europe on board of a fancy passenger vessel. Fabio and Miá are invited to have dinner with the wealthy Beto Assunção and his gorgeous wife Laura in a VIP restaurant on the vessel. Soon Fábio discovers that Beto was Miá's boyfriend and Miá learns that Fábio had a crush on Laura that was his classmate. Meanwhile the cynical chamber maid Suzana Mello and her estranged husband, the entertainer Wilson, make a bet that Fábio and Miá will split before the end of the trip and poison their relationship. When the ship arrives in Casablanca, Fábio meets his bothersome childhood friend Cabeça that affects their honeymoon.

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Cast & Crew

24 members
Acting

Fábio Porchat

Fábio

Fábio Porchat
Acting

Miá Mello

Miá

Miá Mello
Acting

Marcelo Valle

Wilson

Marcelo Valle
Acting

Inez Viana

Suzana

Inez Viana
Acting

Juliana Didone

Laura

Juliana Didone
Acting

Alejandro Claveaux

Beto

Alejandro Claveaux
Acting

Rafael Queiroga

Cabeça

Rafael Queiroga
Acting

Elke Maravilha

Mirtes

Elke Maravilha
Acting

Catarina Abdala

Madrinha

Catarina Abdala
Acting

Ernani Moraes

Pai do Fábio

Ernani Moraes
Acting

Stepan Nercessian

Juiz de Paz

Stepan Nercessian
Acting

Paulo Carvalho

Homem Cartório

Paulo Carvalho
Acting

Naim José Ayub

Funcionário Navio

No Image
Acting

Lucas Mota

Fábio (Adolescente)

No Image
Acting

Ana Cecília Albuquerque

Laura (Adolescente)

No Image
Acting

Cauê Campos

Cabeça (Adolescente)

Cauê Campos
Acting

Letícia Pedro

Amiga da Laura

Letícia Pedro
Acting

Rose Lima

Creuzinha

No Image
Acting

Alethea Novaes

Jacirene

No Image
Acting

Marco Aurélio Andrade

Robson

No Image
Acting

Pablo Sanábio

Raul

Pablo Sanábio
Acting

Hervé Brunon

Anderson

No Image
Acting

Herbert Richers Junior

Comandante

No Image
Acting

Bruno Bebianno

Esteban

Bruno Bebianno

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