"There are some things even the best schools can't teach you"
In 1996, five overworked Yale undergrads formed a club to watch porno films on weekends while ingesting mass quantities of fried chicken and Miller High Life. As the "Porn 'n' Chicken Club" gained members and notoriety, the hide-bound Yale Establishment ordered that the club be closed down. Defiantly, the original members scraped together enough money to produce their own X-rated movie – and much to the dismay of the faculty and administration, the club became more popular and renowned than ever.
Hutch

Polly

Quinton

Andy

Lenny

Maya

Dean Widehead

Prof. Hoffman

Herself

Himself

Roger Stone

Curly
Andrea

Interviewed Student

Fanatical Girl #2
Conservative Student

Dancer Dave

Tatiana

Hugh

Fanatical Girl
Feminist

College Job Fair Recruiter
Shocked student
College Student
Teri
Member of the Porn and Chicken Club
Lucy Sanchez

Campus Security Guard
The Cowboy

Man in Tights

Un-invited Guest

Student
Pimply

Snake Stroker (uncredited)
College Student (uncredited)
College Student (uncredited)
Hula Dancer (uncredited)
Snake
Valiant
