"A comedy about sex, love, family and other accidents waiting to happen."
Adopted as a child, new father Mel Colpin decides he cannot name his son until he knows his birth parents, and determines to make a cross-country quest to find them. Accompanied by his wife, Nancy, and an inept yet gorgeous adoption agent, Tina, he departs on an epic road trip that quickly devolves into a farce of mistaken identities, wrong turns, and overzealous and love-struck ATF agents.
Mel Coplin

Nancy Coplin

Tina Kalb

Pearl Coplin

Ed Coplin

Richard Schlichting

Mary Schlichting

Paul Harmon

Tony Kent

Valerie Swaney

Lonnie Schlichting

Jane

Sandra

Fritz Boudreau

Mitch

B&B Lady
Jill

Cop #1

Cop #2
Detective
Sheriff
Deputy
Flight Attendant

Roger

Alternative Wife (unconfirmed)
