Zypcio is an idealistic heir to a large brewery in Poland. In the face of Chinese invasion threatening Eastern Europe, he is corrupted by the advances of both Princess Irina, who is after his money, and the court jester, who is after his virginity.
Erazm Kocmołuchowicz

General Niehyd-Ochluj

Princess Ticonderoga Irina Vsievolodovna

Eliza

Old Prince

Toldzio Porayski, Zypcio's cousin

Scampi, Princess Irina's son

Sturfan Abnol

Kapen Genezyp de Vahaz "Zypcio"
