"Here's to men... of all shapes and sizes."
Three 40-something women in a small English town meet weekly for a ritual of gin, cigarettes, and sweets -- and swapped stories arguing which of them has the most pathetic love life. Kate is headmistress at the local school; her best friends are the town's police chief and a cynical, thrice-divorced doctor.
Kate Scales

Janine

Molly Cartwright

Jed Willis

Gerald

Lady Governor

Mr Yacht

Mr Horse

Brendan

Assistant #1
Assistant #2
Nurse #1
Nurse #2
Pam
Smoking School Girl
Stationer
Sergeant

Kate's Frenchman
Hearty Governor
Bishop

Young Police Constable
Little Crematorium Man
