Never Touched Me!

Never Touched Me!

Never Touched Me!

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Never Touched Me!

1919

0h 11m

5.2(6 votes)

Comedy

Overview

At the Killjoy Cafe, "everything is first class except the food and the service."

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5 members

Acting

Harold Lloyd

The Boy

Harold Lloyd

Acting

Harry 'Snub' Pollard

Jealous Admirer

Harry 'Snub' Pollard

Acting

Bebe Daniels

Love Interest / “Princess Sapphire”

Bebe Daniels

Acting

Sammy Brooks

Little Man

Sammy Brooks

Acting

Lige Conley

Unknown Role

Lige Conley

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